Milk jokes

Why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk

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A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

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I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…

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What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

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Guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

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Why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

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My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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Whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man

The milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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What do milk and make a wish kids have in common, they both have expire dates.

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Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.

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My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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What does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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